Answer Honestly. (We Can Tell When You’re Lying.)

Not “I only browse when I actually need something” honest.

Real honest.

Let’s see what kind of online shopper you really are.

1. The “I’ll Come Back Later” Optimist

You’ll think about it.

You’ll compare a few websites.

You’ll sleep on it.

Then, approximately 17 minutes later, someone else buys the last one in your size.

Now you’re on Google typing:

“Where can I buy…?”

We’ve all been there.

Some of us… repeatedly.

2. The Cart Collector

Your shopping cart currently contains:

• Three sweaters
• Two pairs of jeans
• One necklace
• Something you added in March

Will you buy any of it?

Absolutely impossible to say.

Your cart has become less of a checkout tool and more of a digital scrapbook.

3. The Size Gambler

You read the size chart.

You compared measurements.

You ignored all of it and ordered the Medium because…

“That’s usually what I wear.”

Bold strategy.

Sometimes it works.

Sometimes you’re swimming in it.

Sometimes circulation to your ribs becomes a distant memory.

4. The Review Detective

You don’t buy products.

You investigate them.

You’ve read 143 reviews.

Zoomed every customer photo.

Cross-referenced three retailers.

Stalked Instagram.

Sfit.

5. The Coupon Archaeologist

You refuse to pay full price.

Respect.

Before checking out you’ll spend forty-five minutes searching for a coupon worth…

…6%.

If you save $4.82?

Victory.

6. The Panic Buyer

You saw:

Only 2 Left.

Suddenly it wasn’t just a cardigan.

It was your destiny.

7. The “I’m Just Looking” Liar

You opened the website “just to browse.”

Thirty-seven minutes later you’ve mentally redecorated your closet and justified five purchases because technically they’re all different shades of blue.

Sure.

Just browsing.

Your Results

If you identified with one…

You’re perfectly normal.

If you identified with three…

Welcome to the club.

If you identified with all seven…

We have some concerns.

Mostly because we wrote this article… and also identified with all seven.

Turns out the biggest shopping delusion isn’t believing we don’t need another great outfit.

It’s believing we’ll stop looking after “just one more minute.”

Spoiler: We won’t.

And honestly?

We’re okay with that. 😉